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Worst experience of my life
This was literally the worst club I have ever been in my life. Everything was genuinely so bad. Staff was rude and they are basically lying to your face to get your money. Everybody in the club are so high-sighted. Prices were really absurd. No one was doing their job properly and They are behaving people like trash. There is no order. Total waste of money and traumatic night! Don’t go! Please…
Be the first to ReplyWon't be returning!
When I arrived with my printed ticket, before even looking at the ticket, the lady on the door guided me to the restaurant next door, I told her it was for the club and she then looked at my ticket and let me in. The security man at the door was very friendly. Once through the door, the woman in the kiosk wasn't very friendly and told me she needed to see my driving licence or passport. This wasn't on the website or ticket. She checked with the lady on the door then let me go through. She was a bit rude! Once in there the venue was nice, well decorated, enough bar staff that there wasn't a queue. The ladies toilets were absolutely disgusting, the floor had been peed on in the cubicles somehow and lots of paper in the toilet bowl and some seats dripped on, toilets not flushed. The attendee was sitting browsing her phone. She handed me some tissue to dry my hands but she clearly wasn't doing her work. Apparently the mens toilets were in a better condition. Nice security, not so nice staff!
Be the first to ReplyHorrible
We had a terrible experience at Cuckoo club. The prices were outrageous and the place was cramped. We had a table and they were very good at not disclosing all the hidden charges which amounted to a huge sum... hundreds of dollars. It seems like a scammy sort of place. Please avoid and go to places like Luxx or Cirque.
Be the first to ReplyBad experience dont go
The staff are rude the cocktails don't taste right and it seems only promoters get tables. Its a joke no worth going just a waste of money
Be the first to ReplyIrresponsible and poorly trained people!
After booking a table 3 weeks in advance and confirmation by the person in charge, when I got there with my friends, on the day and time scheduled, they told me that after all, there was no table because the most important people had shown up! We are talking about a reservation of 1200€!!
Be the first to ReplyVery expensive, mediocre music, would not recommend.
£50 for men and £20 for women. The music is very mediocre, the clientele are just mostly rich people. If you are looking for a great night out with great music at an affordable price this is defo not the place to go. Would not recommend. Never going back.
Be the first to ReplyQuality spot for a great night out
Fantastic venue. Helpful and professional staff, great music, amazing crowd, organised and generous promoters. Had a really enjoyable and stress-free night!
Be the first to ReplyFabulous night out!
Great place! I celebrated my birthday here with a couple of girlfriends and I had the best time! We had great help from Alex from Club Bookers who helped us get an amazing table and the best service. You can contact him at +1 347 759-6146, he really knows his stuff. The service at the spot was also amazing, and people were very polite. Awesome, awesome birthday!
Be the first to ReplyAwful service, unjustified prices and needing a refurb
I’m really not sure what the fuss over this venue is about and after an evening in December doubt I’ll choose to return. While the setting is alright, the photos online are certainly over complimentary and many areas could do with a refurb. There’s a huge number of security staff throughout which in one way is reassuring but equally makes you wonder whether trouble isn’t far away.
What was more disappointing was the sequence of drama through the evening. The toilets “ran out of water” at 8pm, so it was a case of bottled water at the sink to wash your hands with. The bar ran out of beer at 9pm, leaving wine and spirits as the only options from there on. Come 10:30pm the bar staff insisted only one drink per person could be ordered at the bar. The prices for drinks are totally ridiculous given the other shortfalls and the staff behind the bar are extremely unpersonable.
Overall I was left with the opinion that it’s a pretentious place but sadly lacking the style or service to justify; there are so many better places to spend an evening nearby.
Birthday Tables
We had fun! The manager treated us really nice and sorted us out with a table and bottles service. Good music. Could have been a bit more current.
Was really crowded at one point
Thursday night, animal print party
Kinda small club for as such expensive night , Thursday night with 20£ entry and walking down the stairs to a nicely decorated club, many people all dressing in animal inspired outfits, the music was ok and I loved how some people put on some fancy cloths to come in which was very fun , gay friendly club and overall a great night out, coat check in only accepts cash and as tourist I didn't have any on me , oops 🙊
Be the first to ReplyRipped off and disappointed
For £1000 table we expected a nice comfortable place which will have enough room for 8 people to sit down. What we got was a small 1x1m table with almost 0 sofa space near the entrance, so people were constantly walking by (and as you'd expect, at some point, someone accidentally spilt all the drinks on me by walking too close to the table)
Then, £750 for 1.75cl Vodka? Really?...
Oh and last but not least... Staff... One waiter pushed my boyfriend, who obviously responded with WTF reaction. This waiter started calling the bouncer over showing aggression towards us, trying to start a fight and threatening us. Why would you treat people like crap in a place where you are supposed to offer a VIP kinda service (judging by the price)?
Would only come back if you paid me
Avoid
Kept in a freezing queue for twenty minutes only to be turned away despite being on the list. I have been to the most exclusive clubs around the world and never treated with such distain. Treating Clientele with distain for no good reason doesn't make you exclusive, it makes you a bad club. Thank you for ruining my evening and giving me the flu.
Be the first to ReplyAbismal, you couldn't pay me to go back
Have you ever heard the phrase, "Money can't buy class"?
Come here and you will find out why!!
Prices are stupid, club is tacky, bouncers are intimidating, judging, rude and xenophobic.
If you don't fit the "Hugo Boss Whiter than White" image they are looking for, you won't get in. I had Guest List, paid beforehand and I could see them looking for excuses to not let me in. I just turned around and walked away. If you don't want my money, I don't want you to have it!!
Never in my life have I seen such an awful establishment.
If you come to London, one thing you must do is NEVER COME HERE.
Simply Awful.
Small, expensive, more staff than guests, and you’re bound to be swindled
Be careful with this place. Imagine this: pay £20 per person at 2300h on a thursday night, once inside find out that you can’t sit if you don’t buy a table for at least £100 or more. Proceed inside to find out that - of the three dancing rooms / dance floors - one is already a private room. At midnight you’re kicked out of one of the 2 remaining rooms that actually has a dance floor, because that also gets turned into a private section. Now you may feel free to stay in the bar room where you can only stand and not dance because there's tables and seats all over the room and no dance floor left. Don’t expect to get your money back if you're going to try this experience for yourself.
Be the first to ReplyShitiest club ever.
I've trid to go there for few times and the door girl never let us inside.
The door girl is really moody and owful and rude.(Long black hair)
I was in guest list but She didn't care and she even said "members only".
Drink is also expensive and staff are all inpolite especialy door girl.
Be careful when you use a guest list because even promoters are disorganize and rude.I've trid few times and I fed up with those low quolity people.
I really disappinted and never improve.